Local Woman Discovers One Weird Trick to End Marriage With Macaulay Culkin

/spinning newspaper

Joaquer

“Football does not cause malady, m’lady”

They should have used Ace of Base songs this time around

Vote for Minnesota because Fleck is there and I haven’t heard a Shamwow joke this year

I could go for a coney dog Lays chip.  Maybe even a Faygo Red Pop Lays.

HALFTIME!

I bet that guy runs his HOA or at least the Nextdoor for it.

works on contingency?

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My dad had a “back in the army” dream. He served in the Korean war and as late as the 1980s would dream about not only being called back but expected to wear the same (original sized) uniform.

to speak with execs from a marketing agency hit squad called Laundry Service,

This is exactly what I need. I drive Fords and I miss my old Focus wagon. My current Focus is nearing 200K miles and my son will probably use it for college. I have been looking at the Outback as my next car.

could I interest you in a chunk of rock salt with a light bulb inside it?

Older people do lots of things very well, internetting is not one of them.

It’s no steamed hams, but’s it alright.

Please let us know when the boys are back in town.

I’m sad you never made a “get hit by bus” gif

Looks like the results of a LSD study on a cartoon giraffe.