But the “just grab ‘em in the biscuits” line first appeared in another song which isn’t a parody.

“Creepy Old Guy”  from Dateline?

... and his guitar

A car is smart. Traffic is dumb, a panicky dangerous animal and you know it.

EVIL GLEEKS

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Now here’s a straight-shooter with a laser-like focus that can move the needle.

which makes me wonder just where the hell does Erik drive? Down prison corridors?

I am telling you, this needs to happen today morning.

I envision a hybrid system where once your car enters a city on a major highway, the “city traffic controller” takes control of your vehicle in order to maintain a good traffic flow, reroute in case of accident, etc. Once you exit the highway, you regain control.

Have you ever experienced the “what if I just kept on driving” moment during your commute to work?

It reminds me of the “standing vs. sitting to wipe” issue. If your ass is 1/16th of an inch off the seat, you are standing.

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Everyone has something in their past like this.

I prefer Billy Corgan’s midlife crisis alter-ego, Pitbull.

Al Davis’s Force ghost is laughing at all this.

And Jim Gaffigan. I just hope “hot pockets” isn’t code for something.

That motorboatin’ SOB