He can now have deeper opinions on AFC Wimbledon!

Only Sinbad can explain the difference, folks.

And you can even head over to the R&R tent, where you can play classic Activision games like Pitfall II

I feel like he should disappear into the hedgerow like Homer.

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They made the eyes-nose-mouth area %50 smaller than it should be.

10 on a scale from Zero to 7

To borrow video game terms, I prefer my sports to be turn-based, like football, baseball, golf. This allows for more breaks in attention as you mention, but the advent of DVR has helped watching real-time sports too. Real-time games are frustrating to me, especially if scoring is too easy (like basketball). Soccer I…

Like Carlos Santana’s career grammy for Supernatural.

not drawing fans like his french girls.

Some people need drama to pass the time. If you’re idle rich, you have a lot of time.

I would say Buddy’s is a local chain, and the others are former local-now national. Unless there are “flagship” LC and Domino’s that are a cut above the rest.

Of course the bad place would have Rule 34.

I was hoping Janet and Derek would play catch like Data and Lal.

“Notice how he’s not writing it down?”

People always trying to distract from the real story

On someone’s first sneeze: “Bless you”

Pi = 3.2 is crazy.

Hello, it looks like you need help killing your Janet!