So, what I’m saying is, you guys should be more distracted and live in the shallows. Life might unexpectedly surprise you more that way.

There goes the rest of my day

I purposely followed the Hallmark Channel to balance out my neighbor’s bitter political retweets with sugary sweetness.

I’m assuming the article is titled “It’s Hinkie!”

A REASONABLE BEAN sounds like the next Wes Anderson film.

/dresses up as “Madden Ambulance”, runs through crowds

If you build too many houses then you have what happened to Detroit after the war: population boom then bust - resulting in a glut of housing that slowly rots over the decades.

It needs Ballers as a lead-in.

She found Waldo.

I WANT TO SEE THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MOVIE

“Looks like nothing to me”

I would have thought Officer Ferguson was behind this.

AH-DOH-BEEE

It’s hinky!

Trucoat!

I submit the “Goy’s Teeth” scene from A Serious Man

Well Ed, that was a long way for a little bit.