Good news for Selfridge.

“You’re .... a comedian?”

GLOOOOWWWW SHARRRRRRKKKSS

doesn’t fit the jingle, have to cut down to “greatest actor of all time”

Hot take: That baseball episode is soooo overrated

He used to be an inflatable until he took a knife to the knee

“Yo dawg I heard you like steps so I put a step in your step so you can step when you step”

Thanks for the pain discussion, Sybok.

This guy concurs

Except this guy is revved up like a douche

Dysons are fine, as long as you maintain them (i.e. remove the hair buildup from the roller, wash out the filters). Running out of bags is like running out of printer ink: SPECIAL TRIP TO THE DAMN STORE. Screw BIG BAG.

Hey, it’s Shoji Tabuchi!

I just want to see Rich finally snap ...

Now if you could just speed up the harvest so Star Wars Minute: The Force Awakens gets here faster ...

“I have shoes older than you!” - one of my dad’s favorite sayings.

Hope they stay on target.

You got that Miller’s Crossing quote wrong! Again with the high-hat!

This looks like it came out of a Photoshop for Dummies book.

I think they would overturn the 5th Down game, which gave Colorado a championship, before they overturned a week 2 OOC game.