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What is it with Oklahomans not knowing when things start or end?

Expensive lawyers will set you free

“Getting and losing stars in GTA”

After reading “meekly built mother” I could only hear Hans and Franz in my head.

nice, I didn’t know you could extend up that far to the bridge. I know what I’ll be doing next

Make room for Craig “The Walrus” Stadler

We need a 7/37 compromise

He makes them toe the line

That gas station really tied the country together

Never tell Chuck E. Cheese that Rockafire Explosion was better.

(at Stone Mountain, which itself is the world’s largest bas relief carving in the world and a memorial to Jefferson Davis, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee)

If you had 20 more in you ...

Richard Dawson always creeped me out until I watched the early seasons of the Match Game. He was the man back then. I saw why they gave him Family Feud later on.

this just makes me miss Phil Hartman

Val Kilmer looks like he ate Val Kilmer. And then ate your huckleberries.

There are no chairs at that table. They’re all squatting down like farmers.

Drove Beezus clear across town to get it too.