Gerald Ford dead today at the age of 83 ...

On the Beach: “Let’s see what happens when we significantly reduce the number of distractions you need to avoid thinking about the end of your life ..”

I feel like the Olympic Fanfare should just be sad trombones

The unmitigated gull ...

Someday, somehow, the tide will turn and you’ll see the end of open floor plan and back to lots of small rooms. Probably due to children moving back home with their families.

cube Abe Simpson’s “Used to be with it” speech.

Same setup here. My wife loves the “switch glasses” routine I do whenever I enter/exit something.

Filed to: GUMBYFUCKING

I read it as “cheese-proof” and immediately got concerned that I had to worry about cheese now.

“I say we let him go!”

or hold up large print outs of memes

The next scandal will be reported in the form of an interpretive dance .

Seeing this here is like finding Richard III in a parking lot.

My larger issues is that, over the years, as I watch the movies, I’m starting to completely loathe Venkeman, once a fan favorite. I’m not sure when it happened, but he went from seemingly chaotically charming to just being the biggest douche ever, the characters comedic attempts at being charming or witty seem to…

#neverforgetwhoeveryonereallywas

If you were to lose a finger on that table saw, you could probably sue ...

The other three wished they had a hedgerow to slowly back into.