I got 50,000 miles instantly with the $1K/90 promotion. The stewards were hawking it during the flight so I signed up.

I got 50,000 miles instantly with the $1K/90 promotion. The stewards were hawking it during the flight so I signed…

You know what do with that Draymond Green/ Wriggle wriggle wriggle

it was within the week

If Daniel Radcliffe ate Daniel Radcliffe ...

The Las Vegas Hangover

I’M JUST A KID WHO’S FOUR

Forget it Darren, it’s Splitsville

It was supposed to say “Free Candy” but it got mistranslated.

Remedial Euchre

And on that day they shall eat trifle.

He’s seen some things. Two in particular.

Filed to: PLEASE ACCEPT THE MYSTERY

1. Make reservations for a restaurant to eat after graduation. I seemed to not realize that other people might be hungry afterwards and we all ended up driving an hour away to eat. At Applebee’s.

He goes mad, skins himself.

We sprinted out of the store and did not look back.

I didn’t know Ellen Degeneres had a stroke

Gronk is not part of your system, maaaaaaaaannnnn.

The menu is huuuuuuuuge