He found out that there was a woman in the room in New Hampshire who is not Mother.

Only a Celtics fan would demand their team be brought into a discussion about poorly run dynasties that are plummeting towards cultural obsolescence.

Choke on a bag of dicks.

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to think that a medium that allows for unmoderated real-time stream-of-consciousness rambling doesn’t always produce the most accurate or eloquent results. It’s almost as though maybe we should stop dropping our monacles into our champagne glasses and collapsing on our…

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

Why are you surprised by this? Ice water is the #2 most common blood type in Canada, right below maple syrup.

I’m in Canada. I went to a clinic on Wednesday for back pain. Got a same day appointment. Waited about 15 minutes. Got a prescription for pain medication. Went to another clinic for an x-ray. Waited less than 1 minute. All told I lost about 1 hour of work and paid a total of $9 (for the medication.) I’m so happy I’m…

Which country gave him a Fleshlight?

don’t you dare besmirch Montreal Style bagels and Smoked Meat. Especially Smoked Meat on Montreal Style bagels.

Refusing to speak French. 

HO......LY......SHIT.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Anything except Bohemian Rhapsody should have won over green book... and I say that as someone who doesn’t think bio pics of famous people should really be eligible for best picture, but at least Vice required some level of acting choice on parsing how Cheney really felt.

Your shear dislike of Fallout NV while it is so highly praised by most Fallout fans should show you how much your priorities differ from series fans.

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

I think they’ve got a point. There really was a market gap in my life for a guy who so successfully represented a basketball brand that amounted to “Oversensitive Frontrunning Dipshit”.

What Durant is attempting to do is control the narrative like LeBron. The problem is he is so ultra-sensitive and outright combative with the media he doesn’t know how to properly play the game. LeBron has rarely snapped at the media and has used the media to his advantage. Durant creates burner accounts to address…