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The messaging isn’t a blunder, but it’s just more pandering to his base.

If Trump were supported by a cadre of loud, animated, and always-at-the-polls progressives, dude would be to the left of Bernie.

He has no moral compass or center, apart from what furthers Donald J Trump.

That’s kind of the point.

...and I guarantee

Two things here:

First off, every time I hear someone squalling about “Sharia Law,” I think about the number of Americans who actively vote for Christian fundamentalists who actively and openly advocate for enforcing Christian doctrine in US law at both the federal and state level.

I asked someone who was complaining

I have babies.  This is completely true.

I mean, have you MET any babies?!?? They’re pretty much a bunch of sociopathic dictators.

Punctuation is free. Please consider it next time.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

I was gonna make a joke about choosing a relatively popular NHL first name making the difference as hedging your bets, but then I found a page where some guy actually did that, and it’s amazing.

Right? I’m amazed there isn’t a line outside Mueller’s office, the way this dipshit treats people.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

It’s tough to tell how upset Kawhi is by the comments, but I’m just impressed they updated the Tim Duncan Personality Software® that was installed before he left the Spurs. The laugh still isn’t very realistic, though.

The real world isn’t saturated in color, dumbholes.

Then what’s the point?

Queue Martin Gramatica meme here

^This.

Gymkata

Don’t tell me how to live! 

What the fuck is wrong with you