The AI would even pause the game right before a final tetris piece would clog up the screen to prevent itself from ever losing.

Because they wrote about it over a year ago when the product first came out:

I bought all of my husband’s family “Hope” gift boxes from Penzey’s. Along with the spices there are cards inside that offer recipes and address how immigration has positively impacted the American palate. They love to cook, so I’m sure they’ll use the spices, and if they throw away the packaging...who the fuck cares?…

It’s kind of genius marketing, because the idiots will think it’s legitimately awesome and buy it, because they’re idiots, and everyone else will buy it as ironic gag gifts for their non-idiot friends.

Re: “Trump Bear”

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

How dare you? Dildos are useful.

That’s no way to treat Peterman when he’s down.

You know it's a Buffalo dildo because they all curve to the right.

will turn this 2-5-1 team around