His “coaching” tree has roots all over the league.

I don't think they need that much effort to win the AFC east

Ah yes, the Patriot’s deep-state conspiracy 

I’m torn when i see things like this. Initially you say “well....stupid questions by stupid pressers get stupid replies...” but then....This is a grown-ass woman hitting a ball for a living. She’s not waiting on tables. She’s not some Doctor relieving a brain aneurysm. She’s not trying to feed 4 hungry kids while…

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Why do you hate Jesus?

Honestly I think they included Kobe to make Lakers fans happy...

“Groping”? That one guys is choking her neck.

Your grandparents have been radicalized!

Whenever a question starts with the words "does Trump think," the answer is always no.

Facts. I know I’d jump with them in a heartbeat

I’d definitely follow him wherever he went. Which would have the extra benefit of creating even more separation between myself and Will Cain.

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Yes

I mean, maybe it would help if they come up a few inches short of a winning TD again.

holy shit, I think you just found my future career.

I’m not sure being a bad loser covers it when you make threats against the officials when you don’t like their calls.

You’re a friggin’ psycho!