Sarah Sanders Always Finds a Way to Blame Democrats for Trump’s Maniacal Border Threats Everything

Here in Quebec, third is a tie between poutine sauce and bacon fat. 

Does anyone else notice that Trump’s tweets are written exactly like marketing emails? It follows many of the rules of marketing: grammar doesn’t count, write as you talk, highlight the important points, and they’re filled with buzzwords that serve his purposes.

I think we might be missing a key part of this whole thing... what if he was getting a blowjob from a GUY?? Trump might have him guillotined. 

You know you’re a Russian troll when your name is Vlad and you agree with yourself in the comments section shm.

This is the dumbest question I’ve ever seen. Miss the fun years of your life, with little responsibility, and live the same amount of time or less (potentially until 58!), or die at 58, which is when people start to die off normally anyway.

If you weren’t sure whether Trump reads literally anything that comes across his desk, I have a report to show you...

I went with my whole family in Quebec to the doctor, each with our own set of problems, from ear infections to sore throat, costing us maybe 30$ in prescription drugs. We waited maybe 2 days for an appointment from our family doctor. Lost only 2 hours of work, with one of the most thorough, knowledgeable, and friendly…

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On an island. Duh. 

On an island. Duh. 

The fact that my post isn’t starred very well says a lot, honestly. I don’t care how many stars I get, but people need concrete ideas and plans to make a difference. Instead, the culture is to bitch and make jokes about their horrible situation. They say America is the greatest country in the world and anything is…

Yes, I understand all this. But no one has spoken about a concrete plan to reduce populism in the US and abroad, so this doesn’t keep happening. I never heard education mentioned in these conversations and it should be at the forefront, even for those 25%-40% of people who are diehard Trumpists. Devise a plan to…

30% is a large chunk of country that can still fuck shit up. I’m talking about a culture change that can blanket the US and that includes more education and more tolerance of science and smart, well though-out ideas. Think of it: those with money are actively trying to make the world inhospitable, without thinking…

Can we get a thorough breakdown of HOW we’ll get the other half of the United States to not believe lies told by (mostly) Republican politicians like Trump and to help revolt against this? I have no grievance with this article, I just find it confounding that half the country is revved up to believe anything he says,…

Fancy French dark chocolate is the optimal office food.

What’s your guess on how much Nathan Peterman devalued the Bills without even playing a full season?

I read the entire statement and...

I’m confused. If conservatives secretly think Nazis are good, then isn’t that tweet like a secret compliment, and encourages conservatives to vote for Bernie? Or does it mean that Democrats, who don’t like Nazis, should not vote for him, but then vote for another Democrat? My head hurts...

Except the NPCs actually do more things than drone on, like interact with the world, help you out, sometimes attack you, and you can have a discussion with them if the writing’s good. 

I live in Canada, know practically nothing about US politics, and when I read that article today at lunch, I thought what a gasbag fucktwit Caitlan Flanagan had to be to criticize 16-year-olds for protesting THE END OF THE WORLD.