So what, now she’s just a brazilian jitz star?

We can all agree that Bohemian Rhapsody was a dumpster fire dressed as a high-class prostitute though.

I preferred Fallout 3 to NV as well. Not promoting either though, just saying that both games lose a lot without NPCs. Even the inferior Fallout 4 would be kind of stupid without NPCs.

Counterpoint: Fallout 3 and NV. Imagine playing these two games without NPCs and you answer the question.

NPCs make the game unpredictable. You converse with them, and if you get it wrong, they might kill you. Or you might help them and they’ll back you up! Some also drop cool loot, and it’s fun to see two NPCs just going at it.

“I think it’s very safe to say without any hyperbole that this is the tip of the tip of the iceberg”

Soooo... no NPCs then? 

“I’m about to teach her and her cronies a few things they are going to wish they never learned—and it won’t just be a math lesson.”

“Scottsdale LeBron” sounds like the drink a 56-year-old rich, white woman orders at her beach club in Miami.

When I dislocate my shoulder at work, I stay the rest of the day and finish out my assignments, no matter how gimpy I look. I mean, can you imagine if my employer had to pay me disability for that? My fingers can definitely touch the keyboard, and everyone can see it, so I’d feel guilty going home at that rate anyway. 

Shhhhhhh HE’S LISTENING RIGHT NOW

Donald Trump Jr. running for president:

When Tom Brady kisses Bill Belichick on the lips, Greg Schiano will say he saw nothing. 

That the ONLY reason he does this is to be self-serving is probably off, as these were supposedly his views from wayyyyy back before he made a serious run for president (this is from memory, so I could be wrong, but I remember reading that his views about authoritarianism were his own, not his campaign’s). I mean, he…

What about the whole “let’s build a wall to keep Mexicans out” and the “let’s ban muslims from entering the country” thing?

Fuck the Patriots with a 10-foot rusty metal dildo. 

Counterpoint: fuck the Patriots with a rusty 10-foot pole.

Forget pawning them off, just show up at the door and party with them and your kids all night long! What, 5 movies is too much?! MORE ICE CREAM!#$^%#$^#

That’s fair but hard to prove for this specific instance. It’s not like a league-wide thing that salaries are overall being devalued, is it? I’m not sure. I feel like it might fall somewhere in the middle, with greedy douchebags hoarding money but with less collusion than a Kaepernick situation.

That logic only works if you assume NO team cares about winning. They’re free agents in a non-salary capped sport. They will be paid market value, which is determined by old and new contracts. I wish someone would pay me a million dollars for scientific writing, but I don’t think any employer will pay me that. I’m not…