“where people didn’t really worry too much about a thing until someone brought it up” RIGHT? i’ve never met a circumcised guy who gave a rat’s ass about it (to my knowledge, i guess.) but they’ve never expressed a concern to me.

Just...thank you for introducing me to this site. *cackles*

Moving the body disrupts a crime scene, so super not fine.

The police spokesperson said it happened. Did you stop reading halfway through?

Mmmhmm. Changing the story after such a affronted denial is never gonna look good.

chase me! chase me! a couple of times the dog’s face looks like he is trying SO HARD to speak to this weird bald puppy.

see you shoulda responded: “yeah, you look a lot older, too...” and just left that hanging. ;p

see i feel like that is too stupid and lolwut to even get mad at. if it made a bit more sense, and didn’t involve what appears to be two different personalities tweeting, i might could get mad.

Wait. Are those two things said by the same person or is twitter not making sense again? Cuz she totes defended rape as a good thing by saying ANYONE should be thankful for it.

...which they’re supposed to outgrow.

good lord, why don’t they do like normal people and sit home and watch netflix? i would punch myself for wasting time and money to see a random movie at the theater. it’s bad enough when it’s a movie i wanted to see and it isn’t that good.

they miscalculated

lol liberal media. the mainstream ain’t it.

it’s laughable to get mad about one review that didn’t happen in the face of the REAL death of media, which is that it is solely designed to cater to advertisers. talk about a fucking smokescreen.

He had a wife....and he was hard up for a date? Doesn’t compute.

the economy has sent me off to roommates after i'd lived alone for a while, but i'm back to living alone. it's not easy, my city has gotten way too fucking expensive, but it's worth it.

god, yes, this is so foreign to me.

i would have legit caused a scene, there’s no way around that

guess you’re not thinking hard enough! maybe if you’d examined the patient, you’d have some vague idea of their situation and condition. but nope.