Yeah. This is not a humblebrag. She’s allowed. She already is slumming it talking to Taylor! ;p

“mama” is even worse, i’ve decided.

Now she’s moved on to being a brat about katy perry.

PS: Taylor is petty because she is also apparently working on a video to “burn” katy perry. High school, it’s over.

“doesn’t want to join the ranks of Swift refugee boyfriends who’ve been humiliated by one of her revenge songs.” GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BUDDY.

realistic, really. divorce rates are still high, as are miserable marriages that never should have happened.

"It's how we've chosen to signal that we love another person, enough to risk saying so out loud, in public." ....only very recently. sure, it's been around for reasons: like business transactions, owning women, owning property...

I also find that description seems like the old "ball and chain" stereotype. now i've trapped him, he can't leave? it's not magic. a relationship is what it is unless you actively change things. a legal contract doesn't DO that.

I think THAT is a more salient point: What if it is biological and has an explanation? Why reject that? I don’t understand.

I love the grand irony of you going all piss-pants while calling someone else an internet tough guy. Meanwhile, you are apparently ONLY tough on the internet. Ahh, projection.

Hmph, 0/10 trolling, he needs a crash course then. ;p

Well, obviously you like him more as you appear to be two peas in a pod.

When they try to do real journalism, they do a good job. This was a chickenshit fail, however.

Can I just say I’ve always found the name of that column to be stupid as fuck? Pun failure. >_<

Cuz ya know, it’s much better to just post a bunch of illiterate tweets than try to resemble journalists with functioning brains...

Go away. You are not wanted here. I’m not even going to waste time pretending you’re here for actual discourse.

it’s bizarre and honestly stops making sense about 2/3 through, but it’s campy as hell and should be left alone.

Your trolling is strange and dumb.

Then he’d be even MORE of an idiot loser.

"had been bisexual in the past, I'd be ok with that. If he said that he was still bisexual, I'd be ok with that too" Um, wut? How does one stop being bisexual? If I marry one dude, doesn't mean I stop finding Tom Hiddleston attractive. How, in the year 2015, are this many people (advice columnist AND commenters here)…