But...the dad boning is far more important.

It seems the awkward situation IS dude's concern...but the advice columnist is focused on the wrong-ass thing.

Um. Who fucking cares that he's bisexual? That's not the problem. She might even know that. The problem is being stuck around these entwined relationships. Which sounds...like a disaster waiting to happen. Homegirl is not even focusing on the actual issue at ALL.

Apparently he seems to think "being sexual" is unusual, from the sound of that. >_<

Wow. So, not only bitchy douche about wedding presents, eh? >_< Charming.

Waitaminute. Are you saying the Germans are not also drunk?

“So yeah, still preeeetty racist, just now people work a little harder to pretend they aren’t.” Oh god yes. You are a terrible puppy-killer if you ever suggest something might be a little racist to these clowns.

He was the last actual libertarian I ever heard of. He gets props for that.

you have the best handle.

Hey guess what, that’s a sexist and far from universal comment! Imagine that! And what the fuck is this, high school?

so he's like the charlie sheen of the hanks family? poor tom and rita. they don't deserve this.

unless they are a child, they CAN SEE OVER ME ANYWAY. oy.

nah son, just KEEP LOOKING OVER MY HEAD.

i feel like there was really a missed opportunity here.

To me, I sounds like a real external noise. I woke up the other night saying "what the fuck!" because I actually thought it was my neighbor banging around.

Same to all of this. Only recently I woke up like this, may have been sort of linked to a dream. I was so damn sure it was real, but the more I thought about it, the less sense that made. I'm in my mid-30s but definitely have a sleep disorder.

Yeah, it's nice to give people the option if they want, but I'd just feel like a jerk if I were expecting all kinds of things to be showered on me. I don't even like being asked what I want for Christmas.

Exactly. That seemed weird to me. It's just as likely they have all that shit already because they're like 30, regardless of who they have or haven't lived with.

That reminds me, one couple I'm friends with actually suggested charities they support, and asked if you felt the need to get anything, donate to them instead of buying them a gift. I thought that was cool.