The peanut butter conundrum is a simple one: Creamy peanut butter is the only acceptable choice.
The peanut butter conundrum is a simple one: Creamy peanut butter is the only acceptable choice.
Rarely do you see anyone other than Bill Simmons that far up Gronk's ass.
You had me at "stuck a nail in urethra."
"By the way, they gotta stop airing that USAA ad with RGIII and his mom. I know it's for a good cause, but it's on ALL THE TIME."
You are WRONG, sir. So very, very wrong.
Salute the troops
Pearl diving.
It changed my life.
As a devoted FSU Seminole fan, I have to say that I'm reasonably confident that while he was writing that screed, nick9900 was touching himself.
As a devoted FSU Seminole fan, I have to say that I'm reasonably confident that while he was writing that screed, nick9900 was touching himself.
"/dismissive jerk-off motion"
Somewhere in California, Jenny Johnson's panties just melted.
I just have to say...Chris Ambrose is a wordy fuck.
I just have to say...Chris Ambrose is a wordy fuck.
"A system of checks and balances in place to ensure one of the pieces on your vertical doesn't result in a suicide!"
"...All Raiders games should be replaced with three hours of Craig Robinson ad libbing."
Drew said:
Drew said:
"After eating..."
"... it would be extremely rude to try to call a blind person on that."