realsmokeyjoe
RealSmokeyJoe
realsmokeyjoe

The peanut butter conundrum is a simple one: Creamy peanut butter is the only acceptable choice.

Rarely do you see anyone other than Bill Simmons that far up Gronk's ass.

You had me at "stuck a nail in urethra."

"By the way, they gotta stop airing that USAA ad with RGIII and his mom. I know it's for a good cause, but it's on ALL THE TIME."

You are WRONG, sir. So very, very wrong.

Salute the troops

Pearl diving.

It changed my life.

As a devoted FSU Seminole fan, I have to say that I'm reasonably confident that while he was writing that screed, nick9900 was touching himself.

As a devoted FSU Seminole fan, I have to say that I'm reasonably confident that while he was writing that screed, nick9900 was touching himself.

"/dismissive jerk-off motion"

Somewhere in California, Jenny Johnson's panties just melted.

I just have to say...Chris Ambrose is a wordy fuck.

I just have to say...Chris Ambrose is a wordy fuck.

"A system of checks and balances in place to ensure one of the pieces on your vertical doesn't result in a suicide!"

"...All Raiders games should be replaced with three hours of Craig Robinson ad libbing."

Drew said:

Drew said:

"After eating..."

"... it would be extremely rude to try to call a blind person on that."