No one can understand the hurt that I feel for my son and for the harm I caused him.

Yo, MJD...your articles would seem to be about ACC teams losing or near-losing. After calling out VA Tech and Louisville, you mention Maryland and Ga Tech near misses.

To be fair, half of them are women's sports.

...then makes all the sex with the NFL's widow on the NFL's grave.

It's pretty obvious why all of them continue to wear Rice gear.

Imagine me.

You do realize how naive this sounds, right?

I hate to break it to the Bible peeps but Jesus was bisexual.

ALL OF THEM!

Not his fault. He got engaged while in a fugue state.

We're missing the larger question:

Barry, you get a gold star for this line:

To be fair, it's not fair to expect the Screamer crew to recognize what eating pussy looks like.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Speaking as a disabled vet (though not for all disabled vets), your motive in volunteering at a military/VA hospital is secondary to the fact that you're volunteering at a military/VA hospital.

Just...sad.

Moncrief was also subject of arguably the greatest Sports Illustrated cover ever:

Everyone in the state of Florida is relieved that this happened in Michigan.

Both guys named Colby?

BAM! BAM!