You do realize how naive this sounds, right?

I hate to break it to the Bible peeps but Jesus was bisexual.

ALL OF THEM!

Not his fault. He got engaged while in a fugue state.

We're missing the larger question:

Barry, you get a gold star for this line:

To be fair, it's not fair to expect the Screamer crew to recognize what eating pussy looks like.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Speaking as a disabled vet (though not for all disabled vets), your motive in volunteering at a military/VA hospital is secondary to the fact that you're volunteering at a military/VA hospital.

Just...sad.

Moncrief was also subject of arguably the greatest Sports Illustrated cover ever:

Everyone in the state of Florida is relieved that this happened in Michigan.

Both guys named Colby?

BAM! BAM!

"There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his"

I'm a Raiders fan.

Ditto this! Fredricksburg is a great place to get away, in Texas' "hill country."

"The other thing you can try (and I'll admit that even I, a known lover of the stuff, was skeptical about this one) is white vinegar."

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?

I can't imagine why LeBron wouldn't want to go to the Suns...