I can't imagine why LeBron wouldn't want to go to the Suns...

They take DWB* veeeerrrrry seriously in South Carolina...

This level of stupidity is highly contagious. Cronulla did the right thing.

We all owe a death. So sad these had to be paid so young.

And for anyone remaining unoffended by my last comment, don't despair...Halloween is coming: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sexy-Adult…

I know this is Jezebel and I'll likely be eviscerated for this comment but Amelia Rose Earhart is...um...an attractive young lady.

*sigh*

Ohthankgod...

That not one of them euphamisms you kids are always using, is it?

Is there anything you won't clean?!?

So...I heard there was cake?

Let me guess: "HEAT FANS ARE MORONS"

Pat Reilly is bound and determined to turn The Association into the NBAAU.

"The rule of thumb, so to speak, though is to go with the more recent event."

A movie by yourself is the place to go when you're looking to get your spunk back.

I really thought this would be interesting. I wanted it to be interesting...I really, really did.

Interview Rule #1: Never, never, never ask "yes/no" questions.

Haters be hatin'.

Kobe + Love + Wiggins sounds like a good start...

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever.