Actually I think it was Trading Places.. Scene where everyone came to party at the mansion

Ironically, that gear was originally purchased by Macklemore for full price at the stadium in 2012.

Dude, in Serie A matches you can hear explosions like that inside of the stadium.

It was poor bun management. I’m like the Andy Reid of grilling.

Old people lie a lot.

Greg Hardy is too crazy to play D line for the Cowboys.

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

Peyton was drafted in 1998 and had immediate success that season.

Your point is crap when your facts are wrong. This lesson will serve you well for the rest of your life, so pay close attention.

Well you figure that army is typically land-based infantry and machinery. However, what’s at the bottom of the ocean? That’s right, more land.

And then when the 18 year old doesn’t pan out to be good enough to play in the NFL, after 4 years of trying, he can use his lack of a college degree to become a cheerleader and make $300 a season!

Strong counter point.

Pictured: SKATEGOAT

Because NFL linebackers exist.

How about a fucking spoiler alert? Christ, you people are inconsiderate.

It was just a warm splash all over my legs, groin, and stomach that lasted half a second. So...pretty much like my first actual sexual experience, only twice as long.

I’ve sorta enjoyed this thread so far, but I am beginning to wonder just how much more scrolling there is before I reach the end of it ...

I clicked ‘Show All Replies.’ Why did I do that? Sigh.

Josh? I don’t think either one of you is a Pats fan. None of them are named Josh, and even if one were, nobody would call him Josh. He’d probably be Sully, but Petey, Stevey, Mikey, Mickey, Finney, or The [ethnicity] are options, with Gordie, Howie, Steve-O, Mah-ty, or The Hoo-ah as runners-up. Josh. FFS.

You really need to get high. It’ll loosen you up.