If only he could handle chili as well as he handled the ball...

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

Good... Now... Enhance....

Things are worse than we thought for Jim Tomsula...

He’s third in the league in YAC, per Sporting Charts. But with teams increasingly using extra defensive backs to counter offenses’ use of extra receivers, shorter, faster throws are becoming more common. (Matt Ryan and Eli Manning are 1-2 in YAC, and neither is considered a dinker-and-dunker, last I checked.) But…

It’s still a shitshow, though!

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Cromartie has never once cared where he ejected.

Yessssssss!

38, obviously.

It wasn’t mentioned above, but Josh Brown said in those letters that he was molested when he was 6, and I have sympathy for him that he had to go through that.

The NFL’s next step in the matter is to figure out how to profit off of this issue.

Should have practiced the perfect chest pass and showed off those fundamentals.

He obviously stole that idea from his old teammates. The Panthers secondary has been going for fake pumps and getting toasted on the field all year.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.