Because it’s easier to apologize for technology not working than it is to account for how you actually behave.

I wanted to see police being respectful and professional. The video didn’t show that. Instead it showed a lot of yelling and then 5 minutes of trying to justify afterwards.

Can anyone explain why cops are still given the opportunity to turn off their body cams, ever?

Hard Living Mike Pence.

Oh yes. You nailed it.

Double fuck them. Remember their faces. When they come back for the inevitable Super Bowl run, block them. They are not allowed back.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

If these were black kids in the inner city, they would be looking at felony theft, drug possession, and distribution charges. Why should the whitebread football players in cow country get a break?

*Junior turns on a 2015 Mets game, Warthen is chatting with Bartolo Colon*

NBA players! They’re just like us!

In fairness, he did fall down three times on the way to his own crucifixion. It was his way of showing unity with Pontius Pilate.

I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

think he paid double to have his suit dry cleaned?

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

“I never see anybody on TV.”

Daaaaamn +1

He won’t miss it. Spending the off-season shooting deer in the face seems inexpensive.

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.

“Those people in that country always want handouts. That’s why I keep saying we need a wall between us and them!”

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this: