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This is not how I was expecting this story to end.

Same. My older brother has schizophrenia, is in his thirties, lives in my folks’ basement and I value his life. While I’m on it, I’m in my thirties, have depression and BPD and I hope to shit someone values my life, because most days it’s hard to stave off the “everyone is better off without me” voices.

“Are you okay?” she asked me, as I wiped the tears from my face, fogging up my hipster, too cool for school Ray-Ban glasses.

I’d LOVE to hear the HR woman’s version of this story. I bet some charcuterie and a few bottles of wine coupled with HR woman’s retelling of this story is pee your pants hilarious.

I cannot decide if she’s serious or if she’s going to take off a mask and reveal that she was Joaquin Phoenix all along and it was all just a character piece.

Have you seen Amanda’s husband? I’d rather fuck a jug.

OMG she didn’t have a boyfriend? Well then she’s DEFINITELY better off dead. Jesus, this woman is a nightmare.

Jesus. I have never had so much to say and been so completely speechless at the same time. What. The. Fuck.

“She also didn’t have real boyfriends or go out on dates”.

Stassa briefly mentions titles of other articles she’s written, & I’m pretty sure that’s one in the same.

you know what makes this extra sad? florida declined medicaid expansion for no fucking reason whatsoever. we’re the richest country in the world. people shouldn’t have to make these choices, especially not because of idiot politicians trying to stand their ground on absolute fucking nonsense.

I read this earlier and cried. We need fucking universal health care in this country. Greatest country in the world my ass. I legitimately want to move to Canada no matter who wins this election.

This is one of the saddest stories I’ve ever read.

I’m thinking of actually going back... but I’m a native, and family and friends and whatnot... Downtown Tulsa is actually getting to be so much better in a way it wasn’t, plus, I’m discovering my business will really work there in a way it won’t other places, and that as a business owner, the local politicians just

Idk what vegans you guys have met but my vegan diet is 25% burritos, 35% pasta, and 40% popcorn.

My reaction to literally every sentence in this post.

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

I am going to imagine that she approached them in character, using the Claire voice. And then I am going to swoon over that for the rest of my life...

No, but all of my other concerns have been covered by the other commenters. I’m not trying to make a joke either, but it strikes me as odd that the child already had juice in her diet at such a young age. My mind ran with it in quite a few directions. Should’ve known better, gotta stay in a tight line over here at

Who’s fucking best interest is this in? Are they in the pocket of Big (but ineffectual) Pesticide?