Pontius Payet?

PS: He’s got a dick like Jesus!

I’ve been flipping my phone’s WiFi on and off - a fun way to fake “walking”.

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

Same age. You don’t remember OJ?

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

“Any love for the Leave campaign?”

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.