I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

Did he just google translate the Russian national anthem or something

But some would say that revoking 100,000 visas is a small price to pay to prevent another Bowling Green Massacre, an event which was so tragic and horrible that it doesn’t even seem real...

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

I can see you

Well deserved. A great Yankee.

No one who has appeared in an episode of “Mad About You” can make it into the Hall of Fame. Little known fact.

Worst dog still better than best cat.

As I recall Blank Ballots had a good couple of years before he needed Tommy John surgery. Still though, his supposed steroid use and the xenophobia Mr Ballots expressed toward the end of his career should keep him out of the Hall.

Wasnt there a concept for an Olympic Island similar to this?

But wait Executor is therefore considered based on a tree, but Execute is okay because it is based on an egg? Is an egg not living? Also, I see Geodude but not Graveler or Golem. Confused.

Which is even more ironic when you realize that one of the top teams in the 10th Division is Manchester Divided.

Goals going the other way after a missed empty net have happened before.

Well of course it’s because he’s on the board of Energy Transfer Partners. Look at the job Ben Carson got just because the department had the word “urban” in it.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

No matter what the NCAA says I’ll never believe anything from Notre Dame’s 2012 season didn’t exist.

Well it’s the Mets so I’m sure everything will work out for the best.