Insert “bags of sand” meme.

From the sound of it, this guy also sent me an email asking to kindly help him extract $18,654,713.28 from a hostile area of Iraq. All I needed to do was send my name and account number and SSN!

As someone whose dad is an asshole, the answer is no.

What’s the most masochistic way to spend my Monday night?

So what you’re saying is that one shouldn’t list one’s Deadspin comment history in bullet form and submit it as one’s essay?

Kessel really shouldn’t have protested the anthem that one time and maybe Torts would’ve included him.

“Don’t look at me.” - The Commissioner’s Trophy, to the Dodgers every year since 1988.

The bat didn’t even land! Holy shit!

This morning I found out that Schilling blocked me on Twitter. I am legitimately stumped as to why. I have no recollection of @-ing him...

Nice.

I don’t have Xcode or know what that means. Ended up being a relatively simple issue...my mac is simply too old to connect to iOS 10 devices. 

Anyone else upgrade and now have a phone that won’t connect to itunes?

NBC News followed up by asking Hillary Clinton to explain the use of her private email server while serving as Secretary of State.

Did they end up playing under protest or what?

Here’s my take: Tebow shares an agent with Cespedes, DeGrom and a few others. They throw the guy a bone, get in the news a little, maybe make a couple of bucks, and when contract negotiations come around they have a little bit of a better relationship to start with.

I wonder what position would allow him to be available when needed but still have a few off days to fulfill his other commitments while under contract. Something where he would only have to play say, once every five days.

Jets Fans...has anyone EVER used “Jet Up?” If they’re going to just start making shit up why not #WheelsUp or #GangGreen or #WhyDoIKeepDoingThisToMyself?

Really love how NAFTA is an old document that needs to be updated to reflect today’s reality but God-fucking-forbid the same is done with the 2nd amendment and reasonable regulations on assault weapons.

And the fan goes wild!

I like Jackrabbits, as it also gives a nod to the BunnyRanch.