Direct message to Tiffany:

Your father wanted you aborted. How do you feel about that?

I’m not sure where to write this, so I’ll post it here:

Dear Ivanka Trump:

Someone should kick your mother in the cunt for letting you drizzle out and then congeal.

White Trash is a complex, racist statement.

You’re wrong about this for about a thousand reasons.

For one, racist idiots need to realize most people are SICK of their shit. Number two, if you’re dumb enough to attack someone like she did, you deserve a beat down.

I’ve often written that while some say blood is thicker than water, I usually find it more akin to congealed grease. A mother is just another person who happens to have given birth. To support what you’ve written here, it doesn’t mean she’s always correct. Stay strong.

Kim Kardashian is really ugly and fat and dumb.

Alt-LEFT?

Isn’t it fun when a president parrots alt-right talking points? Look at how assertive, and PRACTICED he is at it.

He’s a bag of shit.

Try mixing them with their pumpernickel pretzels.

At first, you can’t believe how crowded the store is. And how terrible the parking lot is. But the amount of staff restocking and assisting customers is amazing. Then you try that peanut butter cup bag for a buck and you go HOLY CRAP THAT’S A GOOD PEANUT BUTTER CUP BAG and then you realize the coffee selection is…

She has a HUGE mouth. Pretty sure a dude the size of MCD (pbuh) appreciated her talents in the sack.

I love this list. Now, the comedian in me wants to know the top 20 blackest things black people say to white people.