I was all over your Usher/MJ post - but I don't matter in the GT world - woe is me :(

And we need to stop paying attention, because, zzzz

I will straight up KILL someone for licking me in the Walgreens.

Even Michael Jackson admitted that Usher was his dance equal-if-not-better. I'm glad that Usher has never (as others would have) been a dick about it and declared himself higher-than.

LOVE you for this reference!

The EW cover - they are lovely, but I'm so glad my hair isn't the same color as the eyes on my not perfect human face.

Sucks that 2002 isn't represented, because Monica had on a grey ombre sweater/black pants combo on Nick at Night recently that I would kill for.

I am trying very hard to figure out how to include "conscious uncoupler" into other aspects of my life. Like, if I want to change landscaping companies, can I send them an email explaining my "conscious uncoupling" from their service?

Makes me sad for his former wife (even though she seems to have done quite well)...but still - confirmed bachelor? Oh, except for that one time when he wasn't? (Not you, the tabloids).

Clooney was also married once before, so "confirmed bachelor" is a bit of a stretch. More like "confirmed bachelor for as long as he has been on our radar."

I now want Hallmark to have a "To My Familial Underling on Their Birthday" offering.

I replied to a post referring to a PAP as a much more sound diagnostic tool.

Ah, so you were just playing "meaner tit for tat" - I get it, sorry - I forget the ridiculous rules of Jezebel.

Shitty of you to comment on anyone's degree of "brightness" because they have a differing opinion.

Pardon me since I'm not so bright - but you just equated sexual assault with a PAP smear. And you don't think that is at all funny.

If a routine PAP causes you excruciating pain for days, then you have additional issues that most women do not have. If you would like to be considered for this alternate procedure as a result of that, good for you. But a lot of people who don't have this edge case condition, and don't mind the PAP, feel more…

At what point do women get to settle comfortably into their own skins and stop railing against every single thing that is tangentially, possibly, almost offensive?

I can't imagine why anyone would not want to know as much as they can. A PAP takes 5 seconds and could save your life. Suck it up, buttercup - we aren't close to the age where you will never have to be touched at the Dr.'s office.

Dumbass people willingly doing dumbass things that got recorded. Zero to do with him being an Instagram Millionaire or her being a porn star. She consented - as you mentioned in your edit - so what the hell?

The rationale was that it is cheaper to manufacturer a product that is thinned down - nothing to do with people using too much. They sell more, not less, when people use too much.