this one is my favorite:

I’m worried that we’re going to be so over-outraged by the time this asshole leaves office that the only way we can feel anything other than empty numbness is going to involve putting kittens in a blender.

But her Muslims, and he’s an email!

There is a list a mile long headed with “Can someone teach Trump how to...” including:

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

“You take Jordan off the bulls and they win more games.”

“Oh if only there were something we could do...”

better you than him - you chose an occupation that by its very nature places you in the path of danger on a daily basis, and one that requires you to protect and serve, and which may also require you to sacrifice yourself for the greater good of the community, the community you swore to defend.

Americans rush to defend the rich because we are a nation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Oprah is a mistake.

that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

I honestly think I’ve never heard a bad thing said about Keanu in person. He is allegedly very approachable, nice to people he meets, treats the crews and staff on movies he works with as valuable contributors who deserve respect, and has almost zero ego. Just genuinely a good person.

Eh, no sympathy here. Not gonna pass judgement on them for pirating, but if you’re going to do it at least spend the effort to do it properly.

How about the part where they run their vehicle into the suspect. I am all for the whole don’t run from the cops thing, but seriously when they closed the gap I was fully expecting him to go under those rear wheels. I mean FFS he spun around from the force of it, that’s just excessive if you ask me.