John and Kate Plus Coke.

“They are very clearly less good.”

not to be a complete jerk, but I honestly feel like this attitude is why we still have such a long way to go with how CSA is dealt with and why there are so, so, so, so many abusers who get away with is for decades and decades and have scores and scores of victims: because it is uncomfortable and upsetting and a lot…

Gawker’s new owner wearing a Puma shirt:

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I was with you until “[w]hich, of course, turns into shitty basketball more times than not,” because no. They went 73-9 and were tied with like 2 minutes left in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Let’s re-calibrate our takes a bit.

What other shit hole can he bring a championship to?

Honestly, I wish nothing ill of Mexico and its people, with the exception of its national team and its fans, who I despise.

Hey everyone, watch this guy suddenly get all huffy and offended the next time I say something about worthless white trash.

While Chile aren't necessarily the good guys, watching this match and seeing the utter destruction of El Tri was amazingly gratifying.

In fairness to Nintendo, they also had no games in the Spring or Summer.