Does anyone make a 4x4 transfer case kit for a safari’d Panther body? Because that would be balls.

Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

“material feels hard-wearing and soft, like some kind of athletic wear”

This is what you pull up in when you want to check if your minions have found James Bond’s body yet

Morally inexcusable?... look at you on your high horse. I guess you would say that if i drive 1100 miles to camp at yellowstone and waste 100 gallons of fuel instead of camping in the forest down the road that i have done something morally inexcusable? You need to first examine yourself before worrying about others “mo…

Go virtue signal somewhere else.

Still waiting on the three seashells system.

I give them a pass on the roadster, it had no roof.

Yeah, but have they figured out how to get an 8 year old to not use a half a roll of fucking tp when they wipe their arse?

There’s a fine line between a space urinal and a blowjob machine

Couldn’t help but think of this when wondering what they do with the poo...

I do not believe for a second that it is lighter than a metal roof. That does not pass the smell test. I can assure you that having had both metal and glass sunroofs out of Volvos, the metal panel is a fraction of the weight of the glass one.

“There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”

My dad bought a Chevy van new in ‘84. The driveshaft fell out on the drive home from the dealership. Congratulations to Tesla for approaching the fine quality control exhibited by 1980's GM.

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

They did find out and ran a software update “over the air”.  HA!!!!

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Here and I thought factory installed accessories like a roof didn’t get removed until after the second buyer takes delivery of a Tesla.

“You guys are always complaining about panel gaps; this was the easiest solution.”