See, BMW? This is a 4-door coupe!

But how will people know you’re saving the planet without it?

Expect an article soon about how the inspection went. I’d say “well” is not the appropriate term.

Automobile Magazine already has their marketing campaign all figured out:
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WE FORGIVE ALL YOU BOURGEOIS PIGS.
PEUGEOT
It is not for us to hold a grudge-not even against ignorant swine. And so we come back to America, where you think your replacement starter should come as fast as your cherished McNuggets. A starter…

May I suggest a Boeing 737 MAX?

Used GX’s are a terrible idea. They’re overrated, unreliable, and not at all capable off road. Nobody should buy one, and if you already have one, you should sell it. Immediately. Especially if it has had regular maintenance and the larger 90k service items taken care of. Preferably in grey.

Anyone who asks an opinion from this site should probably know they are going to get jokes answers.

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

We found Doug DeMuro’s burner account!

Can we turn this into a prediction for what they will actually buy? Here’s my guess:

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Ahem.

Also, women with large penises. 

Sorry to break it to you, but that’s just an urban myth. We (bro dozer bros.) are, in fact, incredibly well hung. We need the space to spread out our impressive manhood so it doesn’t get all bunched up and sweaty whilst driving. Little known fact, but part of the purchase process is a trip to the ‘measuring room’ to…

What Transformers movie was that from?

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

My limited experience with dealer surveys is that, either in person or by email, I am told that nothing but the top rating is considered satisfactory. IMHO, this renders the survey meaningless, so I just ignore them.

It’s also larger than the Bolt and also isn’t styled like a $20k econo-hatchback, which should give it a big advantage over the Bolt aesthetically.

Bingo.

This is one of the fundamental problems with modern capitalism. It shouldn’t be possible to make billions off an unprofitable concept.