Because poor people dont know how to sail yachts.

Fake news

GOT ONE

I once told this woman to show me her vulva, and she showed me her S70.

“American car journalist discomfited by sexual trace evidence disclosing strange erotic sessions with Chinese vehicle; color-discriminant restraining fabric strips were employed in unspecified manner”

Exactly. Even with its own dedicated button, it’s astounding how many people can’t find it :/

“My Changli is bi-curious”

BTW what do you do if you start getting condensation in the lens? You go to your mechanic and in front of everyone blurt out: “I have a...

They come standard on her car.

“Nobody is babying the Changli.“

Turns out blinker fluid is a real thing after all.

The reason these things didn’t catch on is that no-one knew how to turn them on.

I do realize that you might prefer to call them vagina taillights because if you try to ask for vulva taillights at your local AutoZone, you’re likely to be handed this:

For some strange reason, Paw started spending a lot more time in the garage.

I’m just a humble peach salesman, doing my part to promote my wares.

it’s spelled V.O.L.V.O. 

Any commentary on the appropriation of cis culture while systematically ignoring the trans community? THESE TAIL LIGHTS ARE EXCLUSIONARY AND WE MUST HATE THEM

Cross posting to Jezebel in 3 2 1

At long last, a reply to truck nutz.