As if anyone in the 1950s actually knew what a vagina looked like.

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe!”

I massaged Assman for comment

David Assman, pronounced OSS-man 

From what I know of Japan, likely none unless it was a porn shoot or self-pleasure.

I suspect flushing the pictured toilet doesn’t simply open a trap door straight to the tracks below. Shame, that was one of my most memorable train experiences as a kid.

The same reason the US pretends it had nothing to do with protecting the Taliban or backing Saddam Hussein. That would require us to acknowledge cause and effect exists in our foreign policy.

My favorite part of the pronunciation guide was that it made it harder for me to pronounce than if I had just read the name. 

Right, we think the history of that relationship started in 1979, when it started two decades prior.

Is there nothing in international law that criminalizes or would have criminalized the work of the CIA in overthrowing legitimate and in many cases democratically-elected governments such as in Iran, the Dominican Republic (twice!), Iraq and most of Latin America?

I did some back-of-the-envelope calculations on this. Imagine that the world’s best hammer-thrower hit you in the chest with a regulation 16 lb hammer right at the point of release. That’s travelling at about 30 m/s, which works out to about a 3300 J impact. Now double the impact velocity. You're up to 13000 J. That's…

I don’t know about 5.56 but the 5.45x39 round actually has better penetration than the 7.62x39 so I wouldn’t call the downsized modern rounds puny. 

*Tank gets check engine light*

I saw the title and knew immediately this was a Kristen Lee piece

hey do me a favor, can you send me a note with your SSN and blood type, please? thanks! 

10 out of 10 Middle East warlord henchmen confirm a Toyota truck with original factory filled crankcase lasts 300,000 miles.

I love Amazon reviews ...

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.