Korean brands of course. That’s what G.I.’s fought for in the early 50's; that you’re right to bear Hyundai’s & Kia’s will not be infringed.

It’s got extremely low miles because it’s only been driven to the dealership and back.

Damn near 2 grand for the 30k checkup. I call that a reputation. 

Strap in...or strap on?

Owner decided it was actually too reliable and wanted to step up to a Range Rover.

Maybe it’s just me being paranoid, but I always hesitate when I see a car that’s only a couple of years old, with extremely low miles, up for sale. Especially a car with a history of gremlins. Did the owner experience these issues already and is just ready to move on? This a tin foil hat CP for me.

I get what your thinking is, and in an ideal world that would be great. That said, if you stop buying things based on how awful the person that started the company is, then you are going to end up living in a cabin in the woods with a bear named Ben.

Like tears in the rain...

Actually came here hoping to find some technical explanation of this. Here in Montana everyone’s just like “yeah? And?” 

They don’t have to do any of this in Siberia where it routinely gets -40.

he should be dead because otherwise he’d be like 156 years old.

Yup. Believing promises from Accenture is like a CEO believing promises from Oracle. Extraordinarily foolish and short-sighted, but that doesn’t help the people laid off or the people who have to fix the mess while also doing their other jobs.

I see you’ve encountered Accenture’s unique brand of arrogant shoddiness, too.

First off, it’s Accenture. So right off, this software is shitware and a lot of companies are going to get burned. Not before the employees they lay off, but burned they will get nonetheless. 

Can confirm on the used 4Runner prices. I told Autotrader to search for models less than 10 years old with under 150,000 miles and a maximum price of $20,000, and it redirected me to a support group for meth addicts.

Sigh.  My Dodge Journey never makes this list.  I thought that car salesman was full of sh!t when he said I’d still have negative equity even if I had title-in-hand, but maybe he was just being...honest?

I literally just got home from leaving my beloved 1998 Chevrolet S10 of over 12 years and 107,000 miles at the salvage yard and this article pops up in my Facebook feed.

In this hellscape we call the modern era, with triggered snowflakes and toxic fandom everywhere, how I suppose to take a non /s labeled joke from a gray as anything but 100% face value?

So how’s that freshman humanities course working out for you?