Shania: “Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt?”

Don’t care about the plot. Don’t care about Travolta. Only care about one thing.

“We need a name for the main character. Any ideas?”

That Chinese car is much too well built to be a convincing Tesla knockoff. Look at how the taillight lines actually line up! Amateurs.

Flash forward to 2020:

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

No team should ever be denied the opportunity to reach the title game (or simply win a game) based on the actions, or inactions, of those charged with creating a fair and equitable playing field. As is clear to all who watched the game, it is undeniable that our team and fans were unfairly deprived of that…

Andy Reid is actually working on an immortality serum, powered by unspent timeouts. Motherfucker already has an extra thirty years waiting for him.

Is it really a prediction when anybody who has watched Andy Reid over the years knows that he won’t call the TO?

One of my favorite parts too - but Nantz actually suggested it first; and *then* Tony was all, “YES! Great call - Andy should absolutely call a timeout here!”

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

Maybe Andy coulda called a timeout at some point in OT give those guys a breather 

Why has no team stepped up yet and just sent a practice squad goon out there to hit Brady with a crowbar or something

Andy Reid can’t win in big games. 

Patrick Mahomes can’t win in big games.

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

You mean the phantom roughing the passer.

that phantom p.i. call on brady in the 4th was some high quality bullshit.