My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

When this happened I felt visceral vicarious shame as a fat person who goes to the gym. I couldn’t bring myself to go into the locker room for weeks. Fuck this woman and her sorry excuses.

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.

This. The reason I got tired of the dude I was with was always cause he stopped trying in bed. Or he started to goad me into quickie sex that did nothing for me. Like...why would I want to risk pregnancy twice a day simply to get you off? Basically, I knew it was over when the masturbation orgasms were more intense…

Yeah seriously, I had to do some troubleshooting when I first started hormonal BC because some varieties did make me feel pretty crazy; but now I’m on one that I like and that is really good at keeping me Not Pregnant (also super short, light, painless periods and fewer giant period zits!). I guess I might just be a…

I do think that because the average man has a better guarantee of orgasm in an average encounter than an average woman (note the #notallmen is built right in!!), keeping desire alive without novelty is perhaps easier for men. If you’re a woman who needs 45 minutes to get there and it’s 11:30 on a Tuesday night, maybe…

My birth control absolutely KILLED my sex drive. Aside from all the other effects, that one was emotionally frustrating to deal with and even though I’ve been off hbc for about five years now, I feel so much better. Power to those for who it works and you feel fantastic, I am happy for you, but dammit to hell for…

I’m thinking that the precipitous drop in desire for women has to be due in part to hormonal birth control. That stuff can be like chemical castration for me.

Man, they should try to get her as a guest star on the next season of Grace and Frankie!

Goldie will survive this. When Jane Fonda made her film comeback after her 15 year hiatus, it was in the very mediocre Monster-in-Law (also featuring Wanda Sykes, who stole what there was of that film). Jane’s been working ever since; no harm done.

WINNER! These shows male me sick. They all look like they are fresh out of college, barely 30, with a budget of $500k. Please someone tell me just what are these people doing career wise and just what in the hell am I doing wrong?

I loved vaulted ceilings until I got a house with two of them. All they do is take up all your heat in winter, and then not properly insulate your house from the heat of the roof in summer. Never again!

We actually live in an open floorpan loft with hardwood floors and high ceilings. Never again. It is so loud. We do entertain a lot, and there’s nowhere to hide your crap except for the bedrooms, one of which usually nerves as the coatroom. When we’re not entertaining we are constantly within sight of each other,…

Double sinks in the vanity and granite counter tops, too. Also a big closet so the wife on the show can joke, “well I know where all my stuff is going, but what about his?” yuk yuk

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

I think they are too. They are following a previously established time line with regards to taking things public-private parental/Grand parental scrutiny, first official date together, first official “event” together, and so on.

especially since she’s been stepping back from her endorsements.

Why am I so (SO!) invested in this? I am beside myself at the thought that a woman of color might get to have the literal princess experience.

I can’t wait!! I need a huge wedding with big hats that I have to get up really early to watch on TV (perhaps in my own huge hat).

i almost said august, but i’m thinking mid Sept. with an early June wedding