I had to make this.

Yeah, I am a photographer and while I primarily shoot cats in cosplay I do portraits as well -including maternity portraits. That photograph is bad. Like, really bad. Call me, Beyoncé, I will make this right for you on behalf of photographers everywhere.

There will be a fucking riot if they run Joy Reid off.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

and like, badly draped. it is heartening to see Beyoncé make a dumb choice. no one, yup, not even Beyoncé - is perfect.

She’s announcing their names. I can’t imagine it is a coincidence she has on Blue panties. So the twins will be Lime Green and Cranberry.

“The Grinch of Major Life Events” is brilliant and I am absconding with it forthwith, as it describes the wizened reality of my bitter personality, and my actual heart.

I used to cringe about this stuff, but then I got pregnant and had a baby and now I’m super emotional and totally get why people do this shit. Pregnancy and raising kids goes by so fast. If there is ever a time in your life to do cheesy campy shit, it’s when you become a parent.

They don’t necessarily have to match but they don’t have to clash either.

My coworker just told me about the announcement, and I was not expecting that to be the official image, I’ll just say that.

How is it possible for MOTHERFUCKING BEYONCE to take such a shitty JC Penney maternity photo?

The bra doesn’t have anything to do with the panty. I’m confused.

I’ve been looking at it for a minute trying to decide if it’s all just a joke and was totally suppose to be that awkward. Awkward family photos are basically an art form at this point.

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

“you get what you vote for”.

I’m Salvadoran and a Naturalized Citizen, my aunt and uncle are also the same. They forget that part of their life because they’ve done well in this country. Their son is an adult leukemia survivor who is alive because of the ACA and needs thousands of dollars worth of prescriptions every month to stay in remission.…

This actually makes me feel better. It’s like reading a friend (that voted for Clinton)‘s lament about possibly losing healthcare due to a pre-existing condition and then reading about a Cheetolini supporter worrying about the same thing - except the latter asked for it.

(I know not all white people #notallwhitepeople)