Romaine is a useless waste of space anyway. All rib and no taste.

I think “Mr. Yuk” would be an appropriate image.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I was going to suggest sending Trump, because then he’d have to prove he has money and actually cough some up, but.....

When we first moved into this house in 1994 it had a no-name piece of junk stove. I knew the oven thermostat wasn’t accurate (as I remember, it was off by 25 degrees) so I figured I’d put in an oven thermometer and adjust the temp by that. We could not afford to replace the stove. We could barely afford to buy food.

Yes, I saw that. Just adding my 2¢ worth since I started wearing my “Apple watch” long before the real one arrived on the scene.

Let’s hear it for Apple modifications.  :)

I have a band that turns my 6th gen nano into an Apple watch.

Get some reusable mesh bags from the Container Store. They weigh almost nothing. https://www.containerstore.com/s/produce-bags/d?productId=10031095&q=mesh%20bags

I used to carry backpacking chopsticks, but it turns out that I’m a total klutz about eating with Japanese style chopsticks with the sharp points.

Jerry Brown should have handed Orange Chucklehead a rake and told him to get busy.

Long ago I got a chain letter from an elderly great-aunt that was allegedly passed on to her by Yoko Ono. I tossed it out. My mother fell for it.

The robocall companies will just grease a few more politicians’ palms and this will go away so they don’t have to.

Just stay in your own home and establish your own holiday traditions. You don’t HAVE to go see your relatives. 

My grandmother bought me a transistor radio for my birthday circa 1959. It was my most cherished possession for years. 

I’ve been using a Kindle Fire hacked to be an Android tablet. It’s nice, but it’s slooooowwwww compared to my husband’s Paperwhite. I don’t think I can justify buying another e-reader at this point but I’ll keep this in mind when the time comes.

Crayons and paper usually do the job for my granddaughter, who loves to draw. Occasionally this has to be supplemented with cheesy crackers.

A while back I was standing in line at a fast food place. There was a brand new trainee at one of the registers, with a supervisor standing by her to help.