THANK YOU! I was going to comment the same thing. These chairs/stools are loud as fuck and since people are constantly getting up and sitting down and moving them, and these restaurants are usually big, open, echo-chambers with concrete floors it’s so loud you can’t even have a conversation. I have left restaurants…

It wasn’t my birthday, it was my honeymoon, but I would have happily stood there staring at Kilauea’s lava lake all night if my new husband hadn’t gently detached me from the rail after an hour or so. It’s incredible!

This was delightfully vicious and I am HERE FOR IT.

Yep. My kid still has his factory parts installed and never once fountained at diaper change time.

I’m sorry. Your dad couldn’t figure out that you wanted to do math?

So you had me with the next to last paragraph, but you completely killed me with the final paragraph.

This made my day. 

Trump clearly has no such regard or respect.

Take time to grieve. It’s a traumatic experience, even if it had nothing to do with you personally, you will be emotionally effected.

Make sure to file for unemployment right away. Even if you have weeks of severance your prior employer is paying you. The process to receive unemployment can take some time and it’s easier for the government to not pay you when you’ve filed too early than to try and pay you quickly later.

My thought is just to not cook it in the instant pot

The real tragedy here is Michael himself. He was surrounded by yes-men and an entourage of people who instead of protecting him from his self-destructive behavior (including his sexual abuse of minors), endorsed his behavior by hiding and protecting him from the consequences of it. It’s those people who are attracted…

Here’s a lifehack for you. Don’t drink. Ask any recovering alcoholic. They’ll tell you live is much better sober. And I know it’s hard to clean up one’s act.

Call the office of the person you’re voting for. Ask for a ride. They’ll likely have volunteers doing shuttle runs. Quite a few do something like this, but it’s rare that I see it mentioned in the main posts.

Just to be clear: we set the white house on fire long before you decided to elect Trump to do it.

I want it to just go away and we all stay on standard time. What a silly relic from the past.

I have a hard time separating background noise from a conversation I’m having. So, noisy environments I just can’t have a conversation in. Noise levels of some restaurants has kept me out of going to them. So, if they want to retain customers, then they should consider lowering the volume of the shitty music they…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Or as my Aunt Suzy said: “Why would I want to drink so much that I wouldn’t know if I was having a good time, and if I did, I wouldn’t remember it?”

Blah, blah, blah. You can try to misdirect all you want. The truth of the matter is that he’s a criminal, and that’s why Trump hired him. He couldn’t get anyone clean to run his campaign because they wouldn’t go near him.