I bet you’re fun at parties.

Heroes of Basketball is a fun idea. But the games were boring.

I think my favorite boardwalk tee, and this might’ve been in the Delaware beach area or maybe OC, Maryland, is:

Forgive me; I meant Eighth Amendment *Junior*

Are you still upset about not hearing Chelsea Dagger this post season, 1 seed?

Probably because it is fun. Nashville fans like to have fun. And that is fun. So do it.

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

Not to mention their captain, Kimmo Timonen, who Poile was forced to trade in the great firesale by owner Craig Leipold, after his sleazy attempt to sell the team to dirtbag Jim Balsillie was shot down.

No, Hosmer

Because you can boil them to make tea.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

I don’t get the cuts to baseball and hockey writing. Baseball has always been a hallmark of ESPN, the network still carries games, and the sport itself is regaining some lost popularity. Jayson Stark was one of the most well-known writers on the site! Hockey is also growing a bit, although I get that ESPN hasn’t…

Clayton Kershaw dominated the Rockies last night because he is the best regular season pitcher in the world and striking out 10 guys in seven innings is something he can do while it’s still the regular season.

Hockey grandpas are the best.

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

+1 Best Picture Oscar

Shut up, Roy. There is only one Coach’s statement worth remembering.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.