This sounds like it could end up being Costanza vs. Play Now.

2nd all time in yards, 3rd all time in TD. He could be locker room AIDS, never mind cancer. He belongs in the HOF. End of story.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

Nah, that pube-headed twatfaucet prefers curses and ancient history to actual film and scheme breakdown.

Rollie Fingers is a wonderful name for a greased-up-looking reliever with a tricky sinker. Maybe the perfect name. He’s gonna get the save, and then he’s going to con you out of 40 bucks on your way back to your car.

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

NDFU has been 90 or so miles SE of Soldier field for ever. Surprised it isn't copyrighted down there already

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