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But not full games.

Bethesda is the worst for this shit. I want to make a game called "Scrolls from the Fallout" just to give them the middle finger.

Well, at least someone's still making Fallout games.

Of course Stormtrooper armor does something: it increases all Strength codes by 1D for damage purposes only and reduces Dexterity codes by the same die.

There's a reason you're not an approved commentor.

Well, I think the cop also wounded/killed the blond passenger, so I think we have a victory for civil rights. (Oh my god, I could totally be a politician!)

We need a non white female cop that identifies as a pan sexual shooting an Indian man in drag.

Racist if you include black people. Racist if you don't. White people can't win.

Navi would be voiced by Aaron Paul. "Hey! Listen, Bitch!"

Two in the poodoo, one in the Sith.

thats earned a jed-sigh .... :P

Smash Hit. It's just a casual game, but it's kind of perfect for killing short or long periods of time. I've played it off and on for months now and I still love it.

We should pay bloggers in clicks to to "play" this on their articles before posting.

Oh god, you just reminded me that today is Friday the 13th. I usually hole up in the padded panic room in my house for the entire day and consume nothing but saltines and bottled water.

The text is strangely readable. I remember when I first got the Xbox 360 back in the day, HDTVs weren't all that prevalent yet, and Dead Rising was so fucking hard to play because I couldn't hear (read) what Otis was saying.

Especially when things like text and maps would be rendered useless...

While amusing, I'm sure the novelty would wear off within minutes.

Yuck. No thanks. I already lived through that, growing up playing Atari, Intellivision, and NES on a black and white TV. Go for it hipsters! :D

Me too! I even carry a gun (legally) and in 20 years haven't shot anyone or pulled it out unless there was exigent circumstance (3x).