Hah! You are a douche. Rules are for suckers.

To be fair, you did ask someone to call you a douche. :)

After a $1500 speeding ticket in my early 20's I also now stick to the speed limits, or at least the flow of traffic. It's just not worth the financial penalty to arrive a couple minutes earlier. I've actually found that I am more punctual now that I don't have the "I'll just make up time by speeding" mentality. I…

You're a douche.

OMG you are a horrible human being... like me...

In Dead Rising 3 you walk up to a toilet in a safe house.

My wife and I have been playing this together on the PS4 for a while now and are loving it. The Witch Doctor is my favorite character by far - he can get pretty tanky with all the minions you get roaming around. Currently we're going through our hardcore run, but my wife is so nervous she'll die again (it happened…

What is Jen doing with the Internet? it has to go back to Big Ben!

You can add me! Same name. Anyone else is totally welcome to add me.

They go with the tux.

I was waiting with baited breath to see if you were going to purchase this here video game, sir. Now I know. Whooosh

This feels a bit pretentious to me

Ha! Jokes on you! I don't even HAVE anyone to buy chocolate for on Valentine's Day!

Then you're missing out. I bounced off Dead Island hard, but I'm thoroughly enjoying Dying Light.

Dead Island is to Dying Light as Morrowind is to Skyrim,

It's part of their job no matter whether or not it sounds real, if they don't respond then next time someone calls maybe it would be and they'd decide not to respond. It's their job to check up on things of that magnitude.

I need this as a rear windshield decal. I live in the Bible Belt of the US, and everyone has those stick figure family decals on their vehicles; my wife and I have one of a T-Rex stomping through a group of dismembered stick figure bodies on one of our vehicles, but this would be perfect for the other.

I mean no offense, but the saying "A fool and his money" comes to mind.

It happens. Sometimes kinja can be a real clusterfun*.

You have an odd sense of humour.