That man is playing Galaga.

Of all the things to criticize you chose that?

Paxton has the sole distinction of being the only man murderized by both a Xenomorph and a Predator, which pretty much means he gets the lifetime achievement award for awesomeness.

Of course he is, who else has been killed by a Predator, an Alien, the Terminator, and now Zombies?

I know nothing of this film aside from an all-female cast. It could be gender-swapped or more in depth than that. I'd hope for the latter.

kind of expected maya rudolph and was kind of hoping for kristen schall. i love her manic bits from bobs burgers.

Wiig and McCarthy are not particularly funny. Jones can be pretty funny. The other one I've never heard of. Kind of depressing, but we'll see.

They have no idea who you are.

You've never heard of Melissa McCarthy or Kristen Wiig?

you probably should know at least 2 of them.

It's a macguffin.

Well, the Darkness is suppose to be the enemy of the Traveler.

Is it a thing called love?

I'm pretty sure even Bungie themselves don't know what the Darkness is...

With that title, you make it seem like its been 100% confirmed, and even Joystiq posted it as a rumor.

I read more than half of this and still didn't understand why people are mad. Can someone fill me in? I just can't read anymore while constantly asking myself "but why are people so angry?"

"Doc, because of this, you're now one of the best CS: GO players in the world."

Still, he'd never beat a chimp in a fight.