SOE just realizes PC gamers are smart enough to pay to play a F2P game early. #PowerToThePlayers #ThisIs4TheGamers #GreatnessAwaits

Not only that, but you're paying to test the game for the console peasants.

Only for indie startups like SoE. They need our help jumping on the zombie bandwagon.

you fly for like maybe an hour...

nope...can't be australia. Australia will censor the grass.

I assume your being funny? because the Andes are NOT in Africa, South America is the answer here.

"kertos pls"

I'm convinced this was intentional. It's like a Dolan interpretation of Kratos. Kertos? "kertos pls" If I saw that on someone I'd laugh hysterically with the guy, not at him.

Stop using caps-lock?

Some of us live on a budget in homes with more than one person. Yes, there are struggles over the TV. Sorry we can't keep up, Mr. Jones.

Damn my morning eyes...misleading title read as "Japanese P**n Star Swallowed Microphones" >.>

Post title implies nothing, it says that she was swallowed by microphones in Hong Kong - given that the interview occurs in Hong Kong, it's 100% accurate.

it's almost on the level of the joke edition

Is this taking into account temperature differences? Because a pretty straightforward back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that if a ball was inflated to 12.5 psi at 70 F (a perfectly reasonable inside temperature) and is allowed to cool to 30 F (the ambient temperature around the time of Brady's INT), the…

Well damn straight I'd win. King of the monsters baby.

There's a mod for that.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

The lack of original Borderlands (the still superior one in my book) is saddening.

However, local 4-player split screen makes up for it!