They call me John McClane because I Troll Hard With a Vengeance. But seriously. You're in ISIS, dawg. Otherwise you would want kids to go jail for life. If this was kids. It was probably someone's mom who wanted them to come home and feed the ferrets.

Officials shouldn't be allowed to decide game outcomes like this. Worse than most college calls.

you are a terrorist.

Anyone who calls you insane obviously supports terrorism and probably works for ISIS.

especially since every cop in the world is just looking for an excuse to kill unarmed kids. I mean, in this case there were obviously no minoroties at the meeting or they would have all been shot. Right?!?

Minorities are stupid and dirty.

Bad analogy. Macy's balloons weigh a shit ton.

It was actually 6 years, 4 months and 17 days ahead of its time. Like the PS4 and Kanye West.

Way to go Obama.

Good for him.

That guy was a douche and you handled it princely. Good for you.

I hope it costs $500 to play.

Every cop is a racist bastard who wants to shoot black kids and get away with it. Little known fact, there's actually a secret uniform ribbon for killing an innocent person and getting away with it.

I'm going to SXSW next week. Luckily my kids got me sick over the weekend so I'm hoping to be clear by Monday and have a good immune system built up.

He beat off Prescott? So at least the attack had a happy ending.

The Chamber of Internet Cafes. Isn't that the new Harry Potter book?

Porn.

that's what happens when you let the singer from Journey write Alien books. Ssteeeve Perry! (Basketball psychout. Classic.)

and the queens make royal jelly which was a basis for like 5 books in the '90s.

They should make it like Toys R Us used to be (still is?) where you bring the paper slip to the person in the cage and they hand you your N64 game.