Best Kotaku post ever.

What is this "sorry" you speak of? Is that like UK slang for go piss up a rope?

I bet you could find one in disney game.

Yeah it would get remade. With the Fresh Prince's kids.

Emma Stone. In those heather gray hyper sleep undies. Oh god.

Call him a douchebag too! You writers need to relate to us readers.

Then I swatted them all.

Curious George you fucking heathen!! That's a top 5. Get you head on straight!

Remember how a few years ago the big news trend was shark attacks. People assumed that shark attacks had risen like 500% but in reality it was just what the news decided to pounce on for the summer.

So as a lifelong (33 years) Star Wars fan... These look dumb except for maybe the regular one. Sorry.

I say keel haul those dirty pirate fuckers! Argh!!

Pornhub.

It's called life.

He touched as a child by a naked pixel man.

I guess I'll say I don't care how fast you go as long as you're not driving recklessly around me or my family. But I'm not going to get a ticket or have my insurance premium skyrocket just because I feel the speed limits are too low.

Thank you for your concern, Joe.

only a hipster would say that

Oh god me too! I hated Dead Rising because I didn't know what they wanted me to do on some missions until I got a 20" Visio HDTV for my bedroom. Living large back then! now I have houses in LA, Paris and Vale, in each one a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid grin off your face.

I'm fairly sure you won't see any mention of the "natural flow of traffic" anywhere in official documents or laws.

I donate to the Fraternal Order of Police to offset my lack of ticket revenue.